{"id":17117,"date":"2012-04-02T08:25:52","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T07:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/?p=17117"},"modified":"2016-05-26T14:03:34","modified_gmt":"2016-05-26T13:03:34","slug":"jvous-ai-apporte-des-velos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2012\/04\/02\/jvous-ai-apporte-des-velos\/","title":{"rendered":"J\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"brel\" src=\"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/images\/brel.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>J\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los<br \/>\nParc\u2019que l\u2019essence est p\u00e9rissable<br \/>\nPuis le v\u00e9lo c\u2019est \u00e9colo\u2019<br \/>\nBien qu\u2019un 4&#215;4 soit plus pr\u00e9sentable<br \/>\nSurtout quand on est un blaireau&#8230;<br \/>\nMais j\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los&#8230; <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>J\u2019esp\u00e8re qu\u2019on pourra se prom\u2019ner<br \/>\nQu\u2019y aura pas trop d\u2019gaz d\u2019\u00e9chapp\u2019ments<br \/>\nPlein de carbone dans le nez<br \/>\nD\u2019automobilistes d\u00e9ments<br \/>\nTr\u00e9pignant depuis leurs hublots&#8230;<br \/>\nJ&rsquo;vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Si vous saviez ce que j\u2019suis content<br \/>\nQu\u2019le baril soit \u00e0 100 dollars !<br \/>\nJe dirais m\u00eame il \u00e9tait temps<br \/>\nQue nous puissions voir sans foulards !<br \/>\nN\u2019en d\u00e9plaise \u00e0 tous ces falots<br \/>\nPour qui nous n\u2019sommes que des charlots&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los<br \/>\nParce que l\u2019essence est p\u00e9rissable<br \/>\nPuis le v\u00e9lo c\u2019est \u00e9colo\u2019<br \/>\nBien qu\u2019un 4&#215;4 soit plus pr\u00e9sentable<br \/>\nSurtout quand on est un blaireau&#8230;<br \/>\nMais j\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh oui nous ne payons pas d\u2019mine<br \/>\nAvec nos v\u00e9los, nos charettes<br \/>\nMais bient\u00f4t ce s\u2019ra v\u00e2chement in<br \/>\nQuand le super s\u2019ra obsol\u00e8te<br \/>\nQuand faudra carburer \u00e0 l\u2019eau&#8230;<br \/>\nJ\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pour nous lib\u00e9rer de nos cha\u00eenes<br \/>\nFaisons mouliner nos p\u00e9dales<br \/>\nEt nul besoin de cris de haine<br \/>\nNul besoin de faire un scandale<br \/>\nPlut\u00f4t que de virer m\u00e9lo<br \/>\nSoyons acteurs du renouveau&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>J\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los<br \/>\nParce que l\u2019essence est p\u00e9rissable<br \/>\nPuis le v\u00e9lo c\u2019est \u00e9colo\u2019<br \/>\nBien qu\u2019un 4&#215;4 soit plus pr\u00e9sentable<br \/>\nSurtout quand on est un blaireau&#8230;<br \/>\nMais j\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>G.B., 2008.01.09, d\u2019apr\u00e8s \u00ab Les bonbons \u00bb de Jacques Brel, 1964<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Source: <a title=\"chansons-petrole-d\u00e9croissance.pdf\" href=\"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/documents\/chansons-petrole-decroissance.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Recueil de textes de chansons \u00e9crits pour l&rsquo;action \u00ab Cent dollars le baril ! \u00bb du samedi 12 janvier 2008 (Chiche ! &amp; Toulouse D\u00e9croissance)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 des v\u00e9los Parc\u2019que l\u2019essence est p\u00e9rissable Puis le v\u00e9lo c\u2019est \u00e9colo\u2019 Bien qu\u2019un 4&#215;4 soit plus pr\u00e9sentable Surtout quand on est un blaireau&#8230; Mais j\u2019vous ai apport\u00e9 <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2012\/04\/02\/jvous-ai-apporte-des-velos\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":37,"featured_media":17121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,6,7],"tags":[646,107,846,1090,218,1664,113],"views":5217,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/37"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17117\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}