{"id":19021,"date":"2012-11-07T23:02:44","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T22:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/?p=19021"},"modified":"2016-05-26T09:14:52","modified_gmt":"2016-05-26T08:14:52","slug":"fuck-your-mitsubishi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2012\/11\/07\/fuck-your-mitsubishi\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck your Mitsubishi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Rubberbandits-Horse-Outside\" src=\"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/images\/Rubberbandits-Horse-Outside.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Horse outside est un tr\u00e8s bon morceau et un clip marrant du groupe irlandais The Rubberbandits. De la bonne musique carfree&#8230; <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Je ne vais pas vous traduire les paroles, elles sont en version originale anglaise ci-dessous, mais en gros \u00e7a raconte l&rsquo;histoire d&rsquo;un mec qui va \u00e0 un mariage et qui essaye de draguer des nanas. Elles lui r\u00e9pondent toutes qu&rsquo;elles ont un mec qui a une Mitsubishi, une Honda Civic ou une Subaru. Je vous laisse deviner la r\u00e9ponse&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ljPFZrRD3J8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&rsquo;m at Amanda&rsquo;s wedding<br \/>\nin a church on Thomas street<br \/>\nI&rsquo;m lookin at the bridesmaid<br \/>\nand she&rsquo;s lookin back at me<br \/>\nand when the service ends<br \/>\nask her if she wants a lift<br \/>\nback to the hotel, and if goes well<br \/>\na finger and a shift<\/p>\n<p>she says \u00ab\u00a0Fitzy drives a Mitzy<br \/>\nand he offered me a spin.<br \/>\nEnda hava a Honda<br \/>\nso I might just go with him.<br \/>\nAnd Darragh Gibney said he&rsquo;d bring me<br \/>\nin his Subaru.<br \/>\nSo what the fuck would make you think<br \/>\nI&rsquo;d wanna go with you?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>I said fuck your Honda Civic<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<br \/>\nFuck your Subaru<br \/>\nI have a horse outside.<br \/>\nAnd fuck your Mitsubishi<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<br \/>\nIf you&rsquo;re lookin for a ride<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<\/p>\n<p>She said \u00ab\u00a0I don&rsquo;t believe ya.\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nI said \u00ab\u00a0it&rsquo;s Fuckin true<br \/>\nI swapped him for a bag of yokes<br \/>\nin 1992.<br \/>\nAnd I don&rsquo;t need insurance<br \/>\nI don&rsquo;t need no parking space<br \/>\nand if you try to clamp my horse<br \/>\nhe&rsquo;ll kick you in the face.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0I don&rsquo;t pay no tax<br \/>\nFuck NCT.<br \/>\nYou&rsquo;ll arrive in style<br \/>\nif you ride with me.\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nAnd the boys are walkin over<br \/>\njingling their keys<br \/>\nI look the fuckers up and down<br \/>\nand give them one of these<\/p>\n<p>I said fuck your Honda Civic<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<br \/>\nFuck your Subaru<br \/>\nI have a horse outside.<br \/>\nAnd fuck your Mitsubishi<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<br \/>\nIf you&rsquo;re lookin for a ride<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<\/p>\n<p>giddy up now baby<br \/>\nbless my soul<br \/>\nI rode the fucker round the field<br \/>\nback since he was a foal.<br \/>\nHe runs a bit like Shergar<br \/>\nand he jumps like tir na nog.<br \/>\nhe looks like Billie Piper<br \/>\nafter half an ounce of coke.<\/p>\n<p>And the boys are lookin jealous<br \/>\nas I lead yer wan away.<br \/>\nJust before I close the door<br \/>\nI look at her and say<br \/>\n\u00ab\u00a0Would you be my girl?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nand she says, \u00ab\u00a0I will a course<br \/>\nif you grab me by the pony tail<br \/>\nand ride me like a horse.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, fuck your Honda Civic<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<br \/>\nFuck your Subaru<br \/>\nI have a horse outside.<br \/>\nAnd fuck your Mitsubishi<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<br \/>\nIf you&rsquo;re lookin for a ride<br \/>\nI&rsquo;ve a horse outside.<\/p>\n<p>Checking your booty fine<br \/>\nyour gonna loos a laa<br \/>\nI&rsquo;m gonna take you out to MULLINGAR!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Horse outside est un tr\u00e8s bon morceau et un clip marrant du groupe irlandais The Rubberbandits. 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