{"id":25680,"date":"2008-01-09T15:03:22","date_gmt":"2008-01-09T14:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/?p=25680"},"modified":"2020-12-23T11:57:09","modified_gmt":"2020-12-23T10:57:09","slug":"ta-bagnole-va-choper-le-cancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2008\/01\/09\/ta-bagnole-va-choper-le-cancer\/","title":{"rendered":"Ta bagnole va choper le cancer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ta bagnole va choper le cancer\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Je n\u2019ai pas d\u2019automobile. Habitant en grande ville, je n\u2019en ai pas besoin. Dieu merci car, si j\u2019en avais une, je me rongerais les sangs. Autant que pour un m\u00f4me. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Et si ma bagnole ch\u00e9rie attrapait le cancer !?\u2026 A stationner de longues heures en plein cagnard, \u00e0 se faire bombarder d\u2019UV malfaisants\u2026 Pauvre carrosserie cuite et recuite au soleil, le m\u00e9lanome guette, pire le m\u00e9lanoblastome. Eh oui, sur le cr\u00e2ne (pardon, le toit) et les flancs. Le derri\u00e8re non plus n\u2019est pas \u00e0 l\u2019abri (il en est de plus ou moins saillants).<\/p>\n<p>Vous pouvez respirer, amis automobilistes, voici le \u00abPolish Ecran total\u00bb, rien moins que <em>\u00abla cr\u00e8me solaire pour votre voiture\u00bb<\/em>, puisque celle-ci risque une <em>\u00abd\u00e9pigmentation\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-25681\" src=\"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/img\/2014\/11\/polish-ecran-total-bagnole.jpg\" alt=\"polish-ecran-total-bagnole\" width=\"160\" height=\"298\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ta bagnole va choper le cancer\u2026 Je n\u2019ai pas d\u2019automobile. Habitant en grande ville, je n\u2019en ai pas besoin. Dieu merci car, si j\u2019en avais une, je me rongerais les <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2008\/01\/09\/ta-bagnole-va-choper-le-cancer\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":41250,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[73],"tags":[487,11,846],"views":3647,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25680"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25680\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}