{"id":42049,"date":"2019-04-17T07:50:16","date_gmt":"2019-04-17T06:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/?p=42049"},"modified":"2019-04-17T07:50:16","modified_gmt":"2019-04-17T06:50:16","slug":"ferme-ta-gueule-patrick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2019\/04\/17\/ferme-ta-gueule-patrick\/","title":{"rendered":"Ferme ta gueule Patrick!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick S\u00e9bastien ne \u00ab\u00a0supporte pas\u00a0\u00bb Anne Hidalgo. Sur BFM, il nous livre m\u00eame un \u00ab\u00a0trait d&rsquo;humour\u00a0\u00bb dont il a le secret. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Selon lui, la maire de Paris Anne Hidalgo a ferm\u00e9 les quais histoire d&#8217;emmerder 5.000 mecs qui vont bosser pour faire plaisir \u00e0 3 connards en v\u00e9lib qui vont se promener&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>3 connards en v\u00e9lib? Selon Christophe Najdovski, Maire-Adjoint de Paris pour les Transports et l&rsquo;Espace Public, les \u00ab\u00a03 connards\u00a0\u00bb en question sont en moyenne au nombre de 5000 \u00e0 utiliser chaque jour les berges pour se rendre au travail et \u00e0 se r\u00e9approprier cet espace de respiration qui leur est rendu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>On ne peut que penser ici au hit interplan\u00e9taire de Patrick S\u00e9bastien intitul\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0<em>Ah&#8230; Si Tu Pouvais Fermer Ta Gueule&#8230;<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb et dont voici le refrain:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Ah! si tu pouvais fermer ta gueule,<br \/>\nCa nous f&rsquo;rait des vacances.<br \/>\nAh! Si tu pouvais fermer ta gueule,<br \/>\nCa f&rsquo;rait du bien \u00e0 la France<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"fr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"fr\">Patrick S\u00e9bastien ne \u00ab\u00a0supporte pas\u00a0\u00bb Anne Hidalgo <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/b6yLEfoH7X\">pic.twitter.com\/b6yLEfoH7X<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 BFM Paris (@BFMParis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BFMParis\/status\/1117415273705897984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">14 avril 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VeloCorbeau\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/VeloCorbeau<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick S\u00e9bastien ne \u00ab\u00a0supporte pas\u00a0\u00bb Anne Hidalgo. Sur BFM, il nous livre m\u00eame un \u00ab\u00a0trait d&rsquo;humour\u00a0\u00bb dont il a le secret.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":42054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[73,7],"tags":[846,106,743,984,1664],"views":6822,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42049"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42049\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}