{"id":42666,"date":"2020-04-03T08:29:42","date_gmt":"2020-04-03T07:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/?p=42666"},"modified":"2020-10-06T13:35:44","modified_gmt":"2020-10-06T12:35:44","slug":"virus-et-gros-poireaux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2020\/04\/03\/virus-et-gros-poireaux\/","title":{"rendered":"Virus et gros poireaux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s la pand\u00e9mie, je suis certain que personne n&rsquo;oubliera de mettre en cause le volume et la vitesse des d\u00e9placements parce qu&rsquo;ils participent grandement \u00e0 \u00e9tendre l&rsquo;\u00e9pid\u00e9mie virale de deux mani\u00e8res: d&rsquo;une part ils ne confinent plus le virus dans le temps \u00e9tir\u00e9 du voyage (pour venir de Chine \u00e0 v\u00e9lo ou \u00e0 pied il faut de longs mois) d&rsquo;autre part ils acc\u00e9l\u00e8rent le r\u00e9chauffement climatique et la fonte du permafrost o\u00f9 sont stock\u00e9s de nombreux virus pr\u00eats \u00e0 se r\u00e9activer.\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Aussi ne faudra-t-il surtout pas inviter aux d\u00e9bats les \u00e9cologistes que j&rsquo;ai crois\u00e9s tout \u00e0 l&rsquo;heure au magasin dit \u00ab\u00a0bio\u00a0\u00bb o\u00f9 ils s&rsquo;\u00e9taient rendus en voiture et qui exprimaient avec un naturel d\u00e9sarmant, devant des poireaux et des carottes immacul\u00e9s aussi gros que des saucissons, leur espoir de partir en vacances en Croatie d\u00e8s les beaux jours et la fin du confinement comme ils le font r\u00e9guli\u00e8rement avec tous leurs amis. Rien ne devra redevenir normal. L&rsquo;a\u00e9roport de Roissy sera nationalis\u00e9 et ses avions clou\u00e9s au sol pour h\u00e9berger les r\u00e9fugi\u00e9s ou en faire des h\u00f4pitaux de campagne destin\u00e9s \u00e0 purger le pays de toutes les maladies de notre soci\u00e9t\u00e9 de consommation.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bCud4VXSw4Q?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s la pand\u00e9mie, je suis certain que personne n&rsquo;oubliera de mettre en cause le volume et la vitesse des d\u00e9placements parce qu&rsquo;ils participent grandement \u00e0 \u00e9tendre l&rsquo;\u00e9pid\u00e9mie virale de deux <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2020\/04\/03\/virus-et-gros-poireaux\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":537,"featured_media":42678,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[73],"tags":[806,188,1799,138,19,144],"views":9721,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42666"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/537"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42666\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}