{"id":44013,"date":"2021-06-11T08:15:25","date_gmt":"2021-06-11T07:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/?p=44013"},"modified":"2021-06-11T08:15:25","modified_gmt":"2021-06-11T07:15:25","slug":"ils-ont-ose-le-velowashing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2021\/06\/11\/ils-ont-ose-le-velowashing\/","title":{"rendered":"Ils ont os\u00e9 : le v\u00e9lowashing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick Pouyann\u00e9, PDG de la multinationale p\u00e9troli\u00e8re Total, avait annonc\u00e9 le 9 f\u00e9vrier 2021 la d\u00e9cision de changer le nom du groupe en \u00ab\u00a0TotalEnergies\u00a0\u00bb: \u00ab\u00a0<em>TotalEnergies ancrera notre strat\u00e9gie de transformation en un groupe multi-\u00e9nergies.<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Version officielle: le g\u00e9ant du p\u00e9trole veut cro\u00eetre dans le domaine des \u00e9nergies renouvelables et maintenir son dividende.<\/p>\n<p>Traduction: Total veut continuer \u00e0 faire un maximum de profit en faisant croire qu&rsquo;il va sauver le climat.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Mais quel foutage de gueule ! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TotalEnergies?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#TotalEnergies<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jx1XtQ2lyg\">pic.twitter.com\/jx1XtQ2lyg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; David S. (@dadavidov) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dadavidov\/status\/1400477148197031940?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 3, 2021<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>La premi\u00e8re action concr\u00e8te de cette \u00ab\u00a0<em>strat\u00e9gie de transformation<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb du groupe Total, au-del\u00e0 du changement de logo, tient dans le relookage de certaines stations d&rsquo;essence Total avec ce magnifique visuel pr\u00e9sentant&#8230; un v\u00e9lo! On croit r\u00eaver, Total se met au carburant cycliste? Peut-\u00eatre qu&rsquo;en appuyant sur le pistolet \u00e0 essence, c&rsquo;est d\u00e9sormais directement du bl\u00e9 ou du chocolat qui sort?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/img\/2021\/06\/velo-essence.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"451\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-44014\" \/><\/p>\n<p>En tout cas, pas \u00e9vident de trouver le r\u00e9servoir du v\u00e9lo&#8230; Peut-\u00eatre faut-il mettre le pistolet dans sa bouche?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/img\/2009\/11\/soif-de-petrole.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"200\" alt=\"Soif de p\u00e9trole\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/p>\n<p>En tout cas, les actionnaires de Total devraient commencer \u00e0 s&rsquo;inqui\u00e9ter, car le prix du carburant cycliste est loin d&rsquo;atteindre les prix actuels du p\u00e9trole&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/img\/2021\/06\/essence-gratuite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-44015\" srcset=\"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/img\/2021\/06\/essence-gratuite.jpg 500w, https:\/\/carfree.fr\/img\/2021\/06\/essence-gratuite-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#Allez le v\u00e9lowashing a encore de beaux jours devant lui&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick Pouyann\u00e9, PDG de la multinationale p\u00e9troli\u00e8re Total, avait annonc\u00e9 le 9 f\u00e9vrier 2021 la d\u00e9cision de changer le nom du groupe en \u00ab\u00a0TotalEnergies\u00a0\u00bb: \u00ab\u00a0TotalEnergies ancrera notre strat\u00e9gie de transformation <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2021\/06\/11\/ils-ont-ose-le-velowashing\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":44016,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,73,6,7],"tags":[290,162,351,846,280,45,155,1664],"views":17698,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44013"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44013\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/44016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}