{"id":695,"date":"2005-09-17T12:09:37","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T11:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2005\/09\/17\/le-sous-adjudant-marrant-se-taille-comme-un-degonfle\/"},"modified":"2025-01-07T10:35:27","modified_gmt":"2025-01-07T09:35:27","slug":"le-sous-adjudant-marrant-se-taille-comme-un-degonfle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2005\/09\/17\/le-sous-adjudant-marrant-se-taille-comme-un-degonfle\/","title":{"rendered":"Le sous adjudant marrant se taille comme un d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En bon d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9 que j&rsquo;ai toujours \u00e9t\u00e9, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de m&rsquo;exiler sur les \u00eeles Tok\u00e9lau, rejoindre celui par qui la bonne nouvelle est arriv\u00e9e : Robert Johnson. Le sur-adjudant Gachet a re\u00e7u l&rsquo;ordre (auquel il compte bien d\u00e9sob\u00e9ir et continuer son offensive) de tenir ses positions sur Paris . Tenez bon, s\u0153urs et fr\u00e8res d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9s, des renforts du monde entier sont en marche pour vous rejoindre. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A Paris, l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9, quand il y a un pic de pollution, les \u00e9coles suppriment les r\u00e9cr\u00e9ations en ext\u00e9rieur. Imaginons un instant de quelle radicalit\u00e9 serait capable une g\u00e9n\u00e9ration priv\u00e9e de cours de r\u00e9cr\u00e9ation, \u00e9lev\u00e9e en batterie.<\/p>\n<p>Cordialement,<\/p>\n<p>Sous-adjudent Marrant.<\/p>\n<p>Publi\u00e9 par Les d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En bon d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9 que j&rsquo;ai toujours \u00e9t\u00e9, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de m&rsquo;exiler sur les \u00eeles Tok\u00e9lau, rejoindre celui par qui la bonne nouvelle est arriv\u00e9e : Robert Johnson. Le sur-adjudant Gachet <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/2005\/09\/17\/le-sous-adjudant-marrant-se-taille-comme-un-degonfle\/\">Lire la suite&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":46208,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[73],"tags":[1848,183,190,33],"views":3392,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carfree.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}